








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3420 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3457 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3086 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2272 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,121 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1mM | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | Rags_ | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | Geo - stratbox.app | 66% | 92 |
| #4 | PanthanaX | 63% | 207 |
| #5 | BbB | 63% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Molly | 55% | 55 |
| #12 | Elijah | 54% | 106 |
| #13 | o'0 Scriib | 52% | 117 |
| #14 | Truff | 49% | 67 |
| #15 | Skistad | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Molly | 17 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | Geo - stratbox.app | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | o'0 Scriib | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Truff | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Rags_ | 3 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanthanaX | 823 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | o'0 Scriib | 341 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | index | 330 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #4 | biscu | 296 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #5 | Geo - stratbox.app | 293 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | +4.29 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | BbB | +3.45 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | T1mM | +3.16 | 84 | 78 |
| #4 | PanthanaX | +2.11 | 87 | 68 |
| #5 | Geo - stratbox.app | +1.57 | 78 | 66 |





