








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4544 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3795 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2651 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3022 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $688,120 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 910 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BbB | 70% | 70 |
| #2 | Lucas | 63% | 226 |
| #3 | Rags_ | 63% | 51 |
| #4 | Molly | 61% | 28 |
| #5 | T1mM | 57% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Geo - stratbox.app | 56% | 149 |
| #7 | index | 55% | 87 |
| #8 | biscu | 54% | 80 |
| #9 | PeNguiN5 - stratbase.app | 54% | 41 |
| #10 | o'0 Scriib | 54% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 18 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | o'0 Scriib | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | biscu | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Molly | 6 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | Geo - stratbox.app | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | o'0 Scriib | 674 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | index | 475 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #3 | Lucas | 462 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | Geo - stratbox.app | 458 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #5 | biscu | 436 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanthanaX | +2.72 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | BbB | +2.50 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | T1mM | +2.05 | 80 | 75 |
| #4 | Lucas | +1.90 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | Geo - stratbox.app | +1.17 | 75 | 66 |





