








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2782 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2524 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3065 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3524 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $736,292 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BbB | 67% | 43 |
| #2 | Alcan | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | T1mM | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | bhjz | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Geo - stratbox.app | 56% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | PeNguiN5 - stratbase.app | 52% | 23 |
| #10 | enzo | 48% | 31 |
| #11 | Rags_ | 47% | 17 |
| #12 | biscu | 41% | 39 |
| #13 | Molly | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | PanthanaX | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Molly | 4 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | biscu | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Geo - stratbox.app | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanthanaX | 937 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #2 | index | 428 | 0.31 | 12 min |
| #3 | Geo - stratbox.app | 350 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | Lucas | 281 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | biscu | 216 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1mM | +3.19 | 80 | 78 |
| #2 | BbB | +3.10 | 91 | 63 |
| #3 | PanthanaX | +2.69 | 87 | 67 |
| #4 | bhjz | +1.92 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | PeNguiN5 - stratbase.app | +1.44 | 78 | 56 |





