








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 224 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2992 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2978 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2338 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2862 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,087,256 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <Archerace ^v^> | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | B-Dog | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | Big Nemesis | 66% | 29 |
| #4 | Geo - stratbox.app | 62% | 116 |
| #5 | AliBond | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Lucas | 57% | 30 |
| #11 | PanthanaX | 54% | 41 |
| #12 | biscu | 53% | 19 |
| #13 | o'0 Scriib | 52% | 23 |
| #14 | index | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | T1mM | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Vilda | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Geo - stratbox.app | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | <Archerace ^v^> | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1mM | 389 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | index | 358 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | Geo - stratbox.app | 297 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Vilda | 168 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | PanthanaX | 162 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhys | +3.70 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | PanthanaX | +2.36 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | <Archerace ^v^> | +1.33 | 80 | 75 |
| #4 | AliBond | +1.13 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | T1mM | +1.04 | 76 | 76 |





