








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 280 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2991 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2559 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1508 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2268 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $481,849 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alcan | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | B-Dog | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | T1mM | 61% | 82 |
| #4 | PeNguiN5 - stratbase.app | 60% | 91 |
| #5 | Vilda | 59% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Geo - stratbox.app | 57% | 60 |
| #9 | Molly | 56% | 32 |
| #10 | PanthanaX | 55% | 87 |
| #11 | o'0 Scriib | 53% | 68 |
| #12 | biscu | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Vilda | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Molly | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | biscu | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | PanthanaX | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanthanaX | 354 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | T1mM | 300 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | PeNguiN5 - stratbase.app | 289 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | o'0 Scriib | 213 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Lucas | 156 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhys | +3.74 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | Lucas | +2.38 | 84 | 65 |
| #3 | PanthanaX | +2.14 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | T1mM | +1.75 | 74 | 79 |
| #5 | Alcan | +1.25 | 70 | 48 |





