








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Renown | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,965 | |
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1356 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1720 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1968 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2022 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,042,313 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cit | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Spøkelse | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | SwooSh | 54% | 114 |
| #4 | AndyB | 53% | 233 |
| #5 | Pragmatic | 52% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SwooSh | 54% | 114 |
| #4 | AndyB | 53% | 233 |
| #5 | Pragmatic | 52% | 88 |
| #6 | Versus | 51% | 61 |
| #7 | yÖbi | 50% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AndyB | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | yÖbi | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Pragmatic | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Cit | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AndyB | 646 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | yÖbi | 533 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #3 | Spøkelse | 196 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | Pragmatic | 192 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | SwooSh | 166 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yÖbi | +3.10 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | AndyB | +0.59 | 59 | 70 |
| #3 | Cit | +0.20 | 52 | 73 |
| #4 | Pragmatic | -0.04 | 66 | 52 |
| #5 | Ke2 | -0.39 | 54 | 56 |





