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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1078 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 209 matches | ||
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Renown | 34 matches | ||
| Esplay | 19 matches | 2,170 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4503 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3780 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4500 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3585 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,644,428 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1092 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SwooSh | 55% | 124 |
| #2 | Spøkelse | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | AndyB | 54% | 265 |
| #4 | Pragmatic | 52% | 325 |
| #5 | Ke2 | 50% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Spøkelse | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | AndyB | 54% | 265 |
| #4 | Pragmatic | 52% | 325 |
| #5 | Ke2 | 50% | 160 |
| #6 | Versus | 45% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AndyB | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Ke2 | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Pragmatic | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AndyB | 787 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | Pragmatic | 473 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | Ke2 | 225 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Spøkelse | 189 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | SwooSh | 166 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yÖbi | +3.77 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | AndyB | +0.15 | 61 | 69 |
| #3 | Spøkelse | -0.85 | 47 | 78 |
| #4 | Pragmatic | -0.85 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | Ke2 | -1.03 | 50 | 57 |





