








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Renown | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,779 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1584 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1749 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1619 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1664 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $682,619 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furu | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | ViGoR | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Enoksen | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | SwooSh | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | Ke2 | 51% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enoksen | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | yÖbi | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Ke2 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | -rne | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | AndyB | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AndyB | 279 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | yÖbi | 262 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | -rne | 168 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Spøkelse | 114 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | furu | 94 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yÖbi | +2.75 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | furu | +2.55 | 78 | 74 |
| #3 | Enoksen | +2.22 | 83 | 48 |
| #4 | -rne | +1.99 | 89 | 65 |
| #5 | Versus | +0.57 | 69 | 61 |





