








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7782 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4486 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4806 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2655 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,083,424 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 464 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Vapour | 56% | 163 |
| #7 | TheTruthFader | 50% | 230 |
| #8 | Moosen | 49% | 71 |
| #9 | bisquake | 47% | 252 |
| #10 | kawaii | 42% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sammy Ricebot | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | bisquake | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Vapour | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Dante | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | kawaii | 5 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bisquake | 794 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | Vapour | 327 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Dante | 310 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | TheTruthFader | 258 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | crazyfox | 244 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crazyfox | +5.95 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | M's Boztrom | +4.88 | 70 | 72 |
| #3 | Vapour | +0.32 | 59 | 53 |
| #4 | kawaii | +0.25 | 54 | 47 |
| #5 | Dante | -0.93 | 50 | 54 |





