








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4265 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3966 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3769 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3268 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,046,016 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 812 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bisquake | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Sammy Ricebot | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | M's Boztrom | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Moosen | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | TheTruthFader | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M's Boztrom | +5.94 | 71 | 74 |
| #2 | Dante | +0.15 | 55 | 54 |
| #3 | Moosen | -0.70 | 45 | 44 |
| #4 | Sammy Ricebot | -1.04 | 38 | 28 |
| #5 | bisquake | -1.10 | 39 | 75 |





