








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,011 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 577 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1705 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1243 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1486 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,393,670 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crazyfox | 63% | 187 |
| #2 | Simmsyyy | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | M's Boztrom | 57% | 79 |
| #4 | Vapour | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | bisquake | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Vapour | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | bisquake | 53% | 45 |
| #6 | TheTruthFader | 50% | 60 |
| #7 | MaskedNinja | 49% | 51 |
| #8 | Sammy Ricebot | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crazyfox | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Vapour | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | M's Boztrom | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | MaskedNinja | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Simmsyyy | 3 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crazyfox | 375 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | M's Boztrom | 355 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #3 | MaskedNinja | 174 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | bisquake | 107 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | TheTruthFader | 103 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crazyfox | +7.28 | 93 | 59 |
| #2 | M's Boztrom | +4.09 | 66 | 70 |
| #3 | MaskedNinja | +2.83 | 94 | 60 |
| #4 | Simmsyyy | +0.38 | 89 | 42 |
| #5 | Vapour | -0.79 | 58 | 58 |





