








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 439 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7290 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7284 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6804 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6103 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,231,521 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 413 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sheepy | 53% | 45 |
| #2 | Vapour | 51% | 59 |
| #3 | Sammy Ricebot | 50% | 210 |
| #4 | M's Boztrom | 47% | 252 |
| #5 | Viking | 47% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M's Boztrom | 23 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Sammy Ricebot | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Dante | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Moosen | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | kawaii | 5 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M's Boztrom | 1372 | 0.27 | 39 min |
| #2 | Dante | 793 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | TheTruthFader | 232 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Vapour | 139 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Moosen | 92 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M's Boztrom | +5.12 | 69 | 72 |
| #2 | Vapour | +1.55 | 57 | 52 |
| #3 | kawaii | +0.25 | 51 | 51 |
| #4 | Dante | -0.26 | 53 | 53 |
| #5 | Moosen | -1.15 | 40 | 43 |





