








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2683 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 393 | 9% |
| Smokes | 456 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1988 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 1320 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,596,145 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Dante | 55% | 125 |
| #6 | TheTruthFader | 54% | 130 |
| #7 | bisquake | 50% | 210 |
| #8 | Moosen | 43% | 44 |
| #9 | Sheepy | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M's Boztrom | 19 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | bisquake | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Vapour | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Dante | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | TheTruthFader | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M's Boztrom | 1475 | 0.29 | 41 min |
| #2 | bisquake | 746 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #3 | Dante | 393 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | Vapour | 200 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | TheTruthFader | 137 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M's Boztrom | +5.51 | 73 | 74 |
| #2 | Vapour | +1.23 | 63 | 50 |
| #3 | Dante | +0.28 | 55 | 55 |
| #4 | TheTruthFader | -0.99 | 30 | 38 |
| #5 | Sammy Ricebot | -1.03 | 36 | 27 |





