








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 97 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 302 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2777 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2748 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2470 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3977 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2739 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $951,857 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₿ ThiaS | 51% | 119 |
| #2 | ✪Panda | 51% | 41 |
| #3 | Easthouse | 51% | 55 |
| #4 | spreng deg ******** ᶠuᶜk | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Snow | 50% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Snow | 50% | 98 |
| #6 | Samegame | 49% | 93 |
| #7 | Simple men | 47% | 45 |
| #8 | mike hawk | 40% | 47 |
| #9 | Laaw2001 | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snow | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Easthouse | 9 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | ₿ ThiaS | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Samegame | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | mike hawk | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snow | 260 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | Samegame | 160 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✪Panda | 155 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Easthouse | 135 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | ₿ ThiaS | 91 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snow | +3.04 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | ✪Panda | +1.92 | 88 | 70 |
| #3 | Samegame | +1.69 | 60 | 67 |
| #4 | ₿ ThiaS | +1.57 | 81 | 59 |
| #5 | Easthouse | -0.84 | 61 | 51 |





