








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2498 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1776 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1808 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2154 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $535,381 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stivin keis | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Samegame | 52% | 48 |
| #3 | spreng deg ******** ᶠuᶜk | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | Snow | 49% | 92 |
| #5 | ₿ ThiaS | 48% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Easthouse | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Snow | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | ₿ ThiaS | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Samegame | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Laaw2001 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snow | 219 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Easthouse | 154 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | ₿ ThiaS | 114 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | mike hawk | 100 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Henrik | 88 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stivin keis | +4.64 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | Snow | +2.48 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | ✪Panda | +2.03 | 90 | 75 |
| #4 | ₿ ThiaS | +1.86 | 81 | 59 |
| #5 | Samegame | +0.79 | 60 | 68 |





