








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 425 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3788 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4888 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3606 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3794 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,577,871 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Panda | 57% | 77 |
| #2 | spreng deg ******** ᶠuᶜk | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Laaw2001 | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | Simple men | 52% | 48 |
| #5 | ₿ ThiaS | 51% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Snow | 51% | 145 |
| #8 | Henrik | 49% | 93 |
| #9 | mike hawk | 49% | 92 |
| #10 | Mattaa | 46% | 84 |
| #11 | Untrusted | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₿ ThiaS | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Snow | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | mike hawk | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Mattaa | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Laaw2001 | 5 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snow | 345 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | ✪Panda | 323 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | ₿ ThiaS | 186 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | mike hawk | 184 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Henrik | 143 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Panda | +2.36 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | Snow | +2.21 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | Samegame | +1.39 | 58 | 66 |
| #4 | ₿ ThiaS | +1.08 | 79 | 59 |
| #5 | Easthouse | -0.13 | 67 | 52 |





