








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 393 matches | ||
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,450 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13626 | 36% |
| Smokes | 10311 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6233 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7280 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,611,274 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yeji | 64% | 58 |
| #2 | mandu | 62% | 39 |
| #3 | Drag0n | 54% | 138 |
| #4 | jim lahey | 53% | 58 |
| #5 | Garrison | 53% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | RPT | 50% | 336 |
| #10 | raeanz | 46% | 54 |
| #11 | The Babbahermeeni | 42% | 166 |
| #12 | Rombie | 42% | 48 |
| #13 | Don | 36% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donkey (drop me the awp) | 26 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | GhostRob | 17 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | yeji | 9 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Don | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | RPT | 4 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GhostRob | 581 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | The Babbahermeeni | 580 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | Donkey (drop me the awp) | 543 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #4 | Drag0n | 424 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | JM | 353 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yeji | +2.00 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | Cru$h | +1.18 | 62 | 77 |
| #3 | Donkey (drop me the awp) | +0.84 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | JM | +0.57 | 81 | 56 |
| #5 | RPT | +0.42 | 76 | 58 |





