








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 263 matches | ||
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10260 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7517 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5116 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6148 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,296,843 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 500 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | William Joseph Blazkowicz II | 67% | 42 |
| #2 | tuve | 59% | 170 |
| #3 | Hinuriseta | 58% | 157 |
| #4 | Jare | 53% | 45 |
| #5 | JoSo | 53% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Linkka | 51% | 455 |
| #7 | fffeijjo | 47% | 70 |
| #8 | reffe | 46% | 61 |
| #9 | 4k1zz | 44% | 52 |
| #10 | tyme | 34% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linkka | 19 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | tuve | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | JoSo | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | 4k1zz | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | tyme | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linkka | 1168 | 0.12 | 34 min |
| #2 | Hinuriseta | 1098 | 0.32 | 28 min |
| #3 | tuve | 620 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #4 | tyme | 343 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | fffeijjo | 267 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinuriseta | +4.14 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | tuve | +1.03 | 61 | 72 |
| #3 | William Joseph Blazkowicz II | +1.00 | 61 | 56 |
| #4 | Jare | -0.03 | 42 | 65 |
| #5 | Linkka | -0.13 | 47 | 62 |





