








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1057 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Faceit | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8506 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,806 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7627 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6565 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8125 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4489 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,700,625 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1006 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuve | 60% | 193 |
| #2 | Hinuriseta | 58% | 147 |
| #3 | JoSo | 52% | 134 |
| #4 | JaSol | 51% | 455 |
| #5 | reffe | 50% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaSol | 18 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | tuve | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | JoSo | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | reffe | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Hinuriseta | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaSol | 2921 | 0.31 | 80 min |
| #2 | Hinuriseta | 1026 | 0.32 | 26 min |
| #3 | tuve | 758 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #4 | tyme | 448 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #5 | reffe | 437 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinuriseta | +4.21 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | tuve | +1.44 | 62 | 73 |
| #3 | Linkka | +0.01 | 47 | 62 |
| #4 | JaSol | -0.49 | 40 | 69 |
| #5 | JoSo | -0.64 | 49 | 53 |





