








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 965 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 582 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,414 | |
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14621 | 38% |
| Smokes | 9472 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8725 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5599 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,887,681 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 458 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eling | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | Taisteluhippo Hippoilija | 52% | 179 |
| #3 | Monko | 50% | 120 |
| #4 | Taisteluhippo laitineh | 50% | 201 |
| #5 | TeXual | 49% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Linkka | 47% | 68 |
| #10 | ekkis | 46% | 110 |
| #11 | reffe | 45% | 47 |
| #12 | Harge | 43% | 157 |
| #13 | tyme | 33% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taisteluhippo Hippoilija | 15 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Taisteluhippo laitineh | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Monko | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Stumbel91YT | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | TeXual | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taisteluhippo Hippoilija | 1132 | 0.31 | 30 min |
| #2 | TeXual | 932 | 0.27 | 28 min |
| #3 | Stumbel91YT | 862 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #4 | JaSol | 503 | 0.34 | 16 min |
| #5 | Taisteluhippo laitineh | 393 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taisteluhippo Hippoilija | +2.49 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | Monko | +1.92 | 46 | 55 |
| #3 | TeXual | +1.11 | 66 | 78 |
| #4 | Eling | +0.69 | 44 | 78 |
| #5 | JaSol | +0.44 | 40 | 72 |





