








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2167 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1856 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1678 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1896 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $587,810 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sasoni | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | BLOXI | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | reffe | 49% | 116 |
| #4 | tuve | 49% | 39 |
| #5 | Linkka | 41% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Linkka | 41% | 94 |
| #6 | JaSol | 34% | 76 |
| #7 | fffeijjo | 33% | 49 |
| #8 | Jare | 32% | 28 |
| #9 | 4k1zz | 20% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaSol | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | tuve | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | reffe | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | BLOXI | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | 4k1zz | 2 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reffe | 583 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | JaSol | 553 | 0.34 | 15 min |
| #3 | Linkka | 259 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | fffeijjo | 229 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | Jare | 187 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLOXI | +5.23 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | tuve | +4.35 | 69 | 76 |
| #3 | Sasoni | +3.16 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | Jare | +0.77 | 51 | 67 |
| #5 | 4k1zz | +0.19 | 28 | 72 |





