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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 192 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4891 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3649 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4538 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3758 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $515,819 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daNbee | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Jare | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Hinuriseta | 62% | 125 |
| #4 | William Joseph Blazkowicz II | 61% | 33 |
| #5 | Linkka | 60% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | reffe | 49% | 53 |
| #11 | tyme | 49% | 39 |
| #12 | SINI♡ | 45% | 22 |
| #13 | Sasoni | 38% | 37 |
| #14 | 4k1zz | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linkka | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | JaSol | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Hinuriseta | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | tyme | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | William Joseph Blazkowicz II | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaSol | 1166 | 0.32 | 30 min |
| #2 | Hinuriseta | 887 | 0.33 | 23 min |
| #3 | Linkka | 538 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #4 | tyme | 213 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | reffe | 206 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLOXI | +5.25 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | Hinuriseta | +4.19 | 81 | 74 |
| #3 | daNbee | +1.38 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | tuve | +1.19 | 62 | 72 |
| #5 | S4MI | +1.15 | 61 | 84 |





