








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 684 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 280 matches | ||
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13178 | 43% |
| Smokes | 7193 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2940 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 7056 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,117,536 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuve | 62% | 125 |
| #2 | kalevib | 59% | 78 |
| #3 | JaSol | 58% | 157 |
| #4 | Linkka | 58% | 147 |
| #5 | JoSo | 53% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | JumaltenjUmala | 52% | 75 |
| #7 | Zeihan | 51% | 35 |
| #8 | KATUHAKKAAJA | 48% | 31 |
| #9 | tomp | 40% | 40 |
| #10 | Kyliys | 33% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuve | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Linkka | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | JoSo | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | JaSol | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Zeihan | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaSol | 1055 | 0.31 | 28 min |
| #2 | tuve | 430 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | Linkka | 373 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | kalevib | 343 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #5 | JumaltenjUmala | 302 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinuriseta | +3.38 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | tuve | +0.73 | 61 | 71 |
| #3 | kalevib | -0.15 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | KATUHAKKAAJA | -0.41 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | Linkka | -0.55 | 56 | 64 |





