








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
791 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 902 | 26% |
| Smokes | 733 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1085 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 809 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $274,988 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | flouZi | 45% | 42 |
| #7 | Samppa | 43% | 40 |
| #8 | e2 | 40% | 58 |
| #9 | jupe | 39% | 18 |
| #10 | Flint | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e2 | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | MAR | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Samppa | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | jupe | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Flint | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | e2 | 168 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | MAR | 120 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | flouZi | 90 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | DubbaDuulix★ | 49 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Samppa | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frd | +4.79 | 91 | 58 |
| #2 | e2 | +1.33 | 57 | 73 |
| #3 | flouZi | +1.08 | 66 | 72 |
| #4 | DubbaDuulix★ | +0.87 | 74 | 58 |
| #5 | Flint | +0.23 | 85 | 70 |





