








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 616 | 38% |
| Smokes | 328 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 289 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 395 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $76,764 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fake_DMG | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Pingwin Kurwa | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Kevin | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | AgFO1 | 1 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin | 85 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Fearghal O'Farrell | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Fake_DMG | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pingwin Kurwa | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | AgFO1 | 26 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin | +2.54 | 76 | 64 |
| #2 | Fearghal O'Farrell | +1.68 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | Terrible | +0.92 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | Pingwin Kurwa | +0.26 | 64 | 39 |
| #5 | AgFO1 | -0.02 | 64 | 67 |





