








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,871 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 977 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2819 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1726 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1349 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,123,689 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nastii | 41% | 29 |
| #2 | xSeeLen | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/naassttii | 38% | 52 |
| #4 | RiotStarter94 | 36% | 28 |
| #5 | Carlito2602 | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | xSeeLen | 41% | 17 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/naassttii | 38% | 52 |
| #4 | RiotStarter94 | 36% | 28 |
| #5 | Carlito2602 | 26% | 27 |
| #6 | Ginger in denial | 23% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSeeLen | 3 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/naassttii | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Ginger in denial | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Carlito2602 | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/naassttii | 102 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ginger in denial | 89 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Carlito2602 | 56 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | xSeeLen | 41 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nastii | 36 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xSeeLen | +3.78 | 33 | 62 |
| #2 | Nastii | +2.75 | 48 | 53 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/naassttii | +1.41 | 58 | 53 |
| #4 | Ginger in denial | +1.08 | 45 | 61 |
| #5 | Daddy Dunc Spunks In Your Trunk | -1.57 | 37 | 48 |





