








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 559 | 19% |
| Smokes | 87 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 1210 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1050 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,664 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin | 54% | 83 |
| #2 | Fake_DMG | 52% | 50 |
| #3 | AgFO1 | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | Fearghal O'Farrell | 44% | 158 |
| #5 | Terrible | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin | 54% | 83 |
| #2 | Fake_DMG | 52% | 50 |
| #3 | AgFO1 | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | Fearghal O'Farrell | 44% | 158 |
| #5 | Terrible | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fearghal O'Farrell | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | AgFO1 | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Kevin | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Fake_DMG | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin | 128 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Fearghal O'Farrell | 98 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | AgFO1 | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fake_DMG | 27 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Terrible | 27 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin | +1.40 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | Fearghal O'Farrell | +0.91 | 76 | 54 |
| #3 | Pingwin Kurwa | -0.85 | 58 | 37 |
| #4 | Terrible | -0.86 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | AgFO1 | -1.65 | 66 | 67 |





