








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 611 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1473 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1889 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1453 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,197,746 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spa1teN | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | Jay.C.Jay | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Nikil | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 46% | 162 |
| #5 | rgqueen | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Tobias | AMC2000 | 33% | 27 |
| #13 | ian | 33% | 36 |
| #14 | Silentway_ | 32% | 34 |
| #15 | ThunderSoul | 31% | 35 |
| #16 | EHRENLOSER_UWE | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrissiMZ | 13 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | spa1teN | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | rgqueen | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrissiMZ | 322 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 309 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 291 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | Jay.C.Jay | 205 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | Jay.C.Jay | 157 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jay.C.Jay | +2.39 | 61 | 81 |
| #2 | nexinus | +1.95 | 79 | 45 |
| #3 | Nikil | +0.93 | 59 | 52 |
| #4 | Cookie | +0.90 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | PC Principal | +0.78 | 71 | 63 |





