








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3640 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3186 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2708 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3755 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2794 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,587,944 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Silentway_ | 48% | 40 |
| #14 | nexinus | 46% | 162 |
| #15 | Tobias | AMC2000 | 43% | 30 |
| #16 | chrissiMZ | 42% | 145 |
| #17 | ThunderSoul | 25% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrissiMZ | 22 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | nexinus | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Jay.C.Jay | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | rgqueen | 3 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrissiMZ | 478 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 322 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | Jay.C.Jay | 253 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jay.C.Jay | 136 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | Silentway_ | 124 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cookie | +2.71 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | B3nds0n | +2.65 | 51 | 71 |
| #3 | PC Principal | +2.52 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | Jay.C.Jay | +2.49 | 63 | 80 |
| #5 | nexinus | +2.19 | 80 | 46 |





