








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2472 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2511 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1930 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2052 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $262,348 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .:aTomiC- | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | PC Principal | 77% | 13 |
| #3 | B3nds0n | 63% | 16 |
| #4 | nexinus | 63% | 24 |
| #5 | L?ckY | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | chrissiMZ | 41% | 111 |
| #16 | rgqueen | 41% | 27 |
| #17 | 𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 | 40% | 10 |
| #18 | Nikil | 38% | 13 |
| #19 | Tobias | AMC2000 | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrissiMZ | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | nexinus | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | spa1teN | 4 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Jay.C.Jay | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrissiMZ | 354 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | Jay.C.Jay | 228 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 166 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Cookie | 100 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Silentway_ | 91 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PC Principal | +3.39 | 60 | 68 |
| #2 | Cookie | +1.66 | 63 | 59 |
| #3 | nexinus | +1.51 | 82 | 41 |
| #4 | 𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 | +1.45 | 81 | 31 |
| #5 | .:aTomiC- | +1.24 | 46 | 60 |





