








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3452 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2577 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2587 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1496 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $644,738 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 75 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jay.C.Jay | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | 𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | nexinus | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | ✪ RealCyron | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | Nikil | 49% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Jay.C.Jay | 40% | 35 |
| #13 | Tobias | AMC2000 | 37% | 43 |
| #14 | Silentway_ | 35% | 26 |
| #15 | ThunderSoul | 33% | 30 |
| #16 | Cookie | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 13 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Nikil | 10 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | spa1teN | 10 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | nexinus | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | rgqueen | 6 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 355 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 290 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Jay.C.Jay | 165 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | rgqueen | 110 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cookie | 104 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nexinus | +2.21 | 71 | 54 |
| #2 | 𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 | +1.64 | 77 | 39 |
| #3 | nexinus | +1.60 | 82 | 43 |
| #4 | Cookie | +1.40 | 71 | 56 |
| #5 | ✪ RealCyron | +1.22 | 61 | 43 |





