








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
863 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 142 | 14% |
| Smokes | 70 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 681 | 68% |
| Molotovs | 104 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $368,757 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | nexinus | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | Nikil | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | 𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 | 48% | 25 |
| #5 | ✪ RealCyron | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | PC Principal | 38% | 8 |
| #11 | Silentway_ | 35% | 17 |
| #12 | Tobias | AMC2000 | 29% | 28 |
| #13 | C0okieDance | 25% | 8 |
| #14 | shadowwwind | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrissiMZ | 12 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 7 | 0.0167 |
| #3 | rgqueen | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Nikil | 3 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | nexinus | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chrissiMZ | 168 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 68 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 57 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | rgqueen | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Silentway_ | 39 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nexinus | +3.11 | 79 | 40 |
| #2 | PC Principal | +1.24 | 56 | 55 |
| #3 | ✪ RealCyron | +1.15 | 56 | 31 |
| #4 | Nikil | +0.39 | 62 | 53 |
| #5 | 𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 | +0.17 | 58 | 40 |





