








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3098 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,978 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6334 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6036 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5025 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4583 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $561,184 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nexinus | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Justice | 54% | 57 |
| #3 | ZumpL | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 53% | 51 |
| #5 | XxxLouisxxX | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | nexinus | 41% | 51 |
| #11 | chrissiMZ | 40% | 35 |
| #12 | B3nt0 | 40% | 43 |
| #13 | Cookie | 36% | 39 |
| #14 | zMilad | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Graf von Monte Disco | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | chrissiMZ | 5 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | ZumpL | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justice | 279 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #2 | ☁ R3D ☁ | 193 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mr. SpikkkeL | 190 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | Graf von Monte Disco | 175 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | ♛k1nG_cRowN♛ EveryRoundFullBuy | 144 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justice | +1.62 | 46 | 72 |
| #2 | Cookie | +1.44 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | ZumpL | +1.08 | 79 | 73 |
| #4 | Jay.C.Jay | +0.85 | 55 | 80 |
| #5 | nexinus | +0.82 | 79 | 41 |





