








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1869 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1669 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1312 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1360 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $469,114 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Griz | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | Wocktor Phil | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | skyrim super fan im the best | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | canter | 62% | 47 |
| #5 | I've Been Worse | 59% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | iguana | 57% | 81 |
| #9 | flying | 50% | 10 |
| #10 | dyran | 50% | 12 |
| #11 | halcyoN | 50% | 12 |
| #12 | antli0n | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iguana | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | mekkiz | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Griz | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | canter | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | I've Been Worse | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ClappyBats | 251 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | iguana | 224 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | canter | 195 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Wocktor Phil | 154 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #5 | antli0n | 139 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flying | +3.80 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | ✪ClappyBats | +3.40 | 85 | 76 |
| #3 | Griz | +3.16 | 73 | 73 |
| #4 | halcyoN | +2.04 | 70 | 70 |
| #5 | canter | +1.41 | 74 | 68 |





