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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 850 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 220 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5461 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3820 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2557 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3387 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,229,931 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 905 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Blueberry | 62% | 47 |
| #14 | Wocktor Phil | 61% | 64 |
| #15 | flying | 59% | 34 |
| #16 | howdy | 54% | 68 |
| #17 | nev0 -iwnl- | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iguana | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ✪ClappyBats | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | howdy | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Griz | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | antli0n | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iguana | 679 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | antli0n | 638 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #3 | ✪ClappyBats | 530 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #4 | Wocktor Phil | 451 | 0.35 | 8 min |
| #5 | I've Been Worse | 375 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ClappyBats | +4.14 | 87 | 76 |
| #2 | Griz | +2.52 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | canter | +2.43 | 77 | 68 |
| #4 | iguana | +2.17 | 81 | 58 |
| #5 | JKlacs | +2.10 | 80 | 59 |





