








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Esplay | 9 matches | 2,322 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1240 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1101 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 710 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1015 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $443,854 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eymz | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | ogge | 76% | 17 |
| #3 | PanthanaX | 70% | 70 |
| #4 | cat | 69% | 29 |
| #5 | o'0 Scriib | 67% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | cat | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | PanthanaX | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | slide | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanthanaX | 282 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | cat | 148 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #3 | o'0 Scriib | 124 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lucas | 95 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Geo - stratbox.app | 82 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eymz | +2.77 | 90 | 71 |
| #2 | BbB | +2.46 | 89 | 64 |
| #3 | PanthanaX | +2.25 | 88 | 61 |
| #4 | cat | +2.01 | 83 | 76 |
| #5 | Lucas | +1.80 | 78 | 64 |





