








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1988 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1857 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2313 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2177 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $577,369 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jesper:) | 51% | 160 |
| #7 | Emil'acc | 50% | 18 |
| #8 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 47% | 97 |
| #9 | Algfred | 41% | 76 |
| #10 | Sture | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 12 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Jesper:) | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | dribbelkung | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Lu_K_aS | 7 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Algfred | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesper:) | 328 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | dribbelkung | 279 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 234 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lu_K_aS | 140 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Algfred | 92 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lu_K_aS | +2.16 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | dribbelkung | +1.62 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | Jesper:) | +1.13 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | Agst🐧 | +0.66 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | Emil'acc | +0.34 | 81 | 59 |





