








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 734 | 23% |
| Smokes | 642 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 967 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 918 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $538,258 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | CapsXD | 42% | 36 |
| #7 | Agst🐧 | 41% | 76 |
| #8 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 39% | 74 |
| #9 | Sture | 34% | 29 |
| #10 | PatterP | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | dribbelkung | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Agst🐧 | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Sture | 4 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Jesper:) | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Agst🐧 | 244 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Jesper:) | 192 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 179 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | dribbelkung | 151 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lu_K_aS | 55 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lu_K_aS | +2.54 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | Emil'acc | +2.43 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | dribbelkung | +1.70 | 81 | 69 |
| #4 | Jesper:) | +1.22 | 83 | 63 |
| #5 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | +0.61 | 68 | 57 |





