








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Esplay | 18 matches | 2,081 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2646 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2507 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1886 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2282 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $741,791 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMELOCO | 93% | 15 |
| #2 | AgeLevererar | 88% | 24 |
| #3 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | 79% | 39 |
| #4 | PatterP | 63% | 30 |
| #5 | Jesper:) | 57% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesper:) | 15 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 14 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Agst🐧 | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | HovBrandT | 3 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | +5.42 | 95 | 65 |
| #2 | eldiablo | +1.32 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | Lu_K_aS | +1.31 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | dribbelkung | +1.31 | 82 | 62 |
| #5 | AgeLevererar | +1.15 | 90 | 56 |





