








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3260 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2745 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3128 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3103 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,203 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emil'acc | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | CapsXD | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | PatterP | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Agst🐧 | 55% | 122 |
| #5 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 55% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 55% | 159 |
| #6 | Jesper:) | 54% | 261 |
| #7 | Lu_K_aS | 54% | 71 |
| #8 | Algfred | 50% | 64 |
| #9 | Sture | 43% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 16 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Jesper:) | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Lu_K_aS | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Algfred | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Agst🐧 | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesper:) | 435 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 367 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Agst🐧 | 292 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Lu_K_aS | 246 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | Sture | 90 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dribbelkung | +1.51 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | Lu_K_aS | +1.11 | 81 | 71 |
| #3 | Emil'acc | +1.10 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | Jesper:) | +0.91 | 81 | 62 |
| #5 | Agst🐧 | +0.63 | 75 | 60 |





