








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 417 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1375 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3300 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2514 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3087 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,618,171 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lu_K_aS | 57% | 58 |
| #2 | dribbelkung | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Jesper:) | 53% | 225 |
| #4 | Agst🐧 | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | PatterP | 52% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Agst🐧 | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | PatterP | 52% | 116 |
| #6 | Emil'acc | 50% | 22 |
| #7 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 47% | 58 |
| #8 | Algfred | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesper:) | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 11 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | PatterP | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Lu_K_aS | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Agst🐧 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesper:) | 483 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | Lu_K_aS | 202 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Agst🐧 | 147 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 137 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | PatterP | 112 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lu_K_aS | +2.12 | 77 | 70 |
| #2 | Jesper:) | +1.78 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | dribbelkung | +1.38 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | Agst🐧 | +0.98 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | Emil'acc | +0.50 | 76 | 52 |





