








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1063 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4850 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5987 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6208 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5032 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,147,955 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1619 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lu_K_aS | 57% | 143 |
| #2 | Emil'acc | 55% | 80 |
| #3 | dribbelkung | 54% | 261 |
| #4 | CapsXD | 53% | 225 |
| #5 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 52% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 52% | 244 |
| #6 | Agst🐧 | 51% | 160 |
| #7 | PatterP | 49% | 132 |
| #8 | Algfred | 46% | 105 |
| #9 | Sture | 45% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 28 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | dribbelkung | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Lu_K_aS | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Sture | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Algfred | 6 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dribbelkung | 562 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | ⛟Ponkless😏⛟ | 548 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | Lu_K_aS | 487 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #4 | Agst🐧 | 437 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #5 | CapsXD | 219 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lu_K_aS | +1.79 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | dribbelkung | +1.38 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | Jesper:) | +1.17 | 82 | 64 |
| #4 | Agst🐧 | +0.37 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | Emil'acc | +0.34 | 78 | 57 |





