








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 430 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 437 | 3% |
| Smokes | 1891 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 8663 | 54% |
| Molotovs | 5177 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $498,237 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyler durden | 79% | 39 |
| #2 | K0han- | 65% | 104 |
| #3 | Freeman*- | 65% | 128 |
| #4 | Betrox | 65% | 85 |
| #5 | OYSHI | 62% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | PLEXAR! | 62% | 60 |
| #9 | Fleso21 | 60% | 166 |
| #10 | fAME- | 60% | 361 |
| #11 | NETVOR | 42% | 67 |
| #12 | ★K2EDD3★ | 42% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fAME- | 83 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | K0han- | 26 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | Fleso21 | 21 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | headshot machine | 18 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | OYSHI | 13 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | headshot machine | 628 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | fAME- | 518 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | Fleso21 | 497 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | OYSHI | 490 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | K0han- | 201 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fAME- | +6.08 | 94 | 62 |
| #2 | K0han- | +5.59 | 90 | 60 |
| #3 | tyler durden | +4.44 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | ★K2EDD3★ | +4.37 | 58 | 38 |
| #5 | headshot machine | +4.03 | 81 | 66 |





