








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4913 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4186 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3951 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3934 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,691,405 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jonnysse LFT | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | schorle | 63% | 41 |
| #3 | gergaut | 60% | 99 |
| #4 | AyKay -A- | 54% | 167 |
| #5 | Kolumbus | 52% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | SirRaffley | 48% | 247 |
| #9 | Baka | 47% | 30 |
| #10 | Luc1d | 45% | 55 |
| #11 | TobseN | 45% | 67 |
| #12 | Li Ning | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ナッシー | 20 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | AyKay -A- | 17 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | SirRaffley | 16 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Kolumbus | 14 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | No Money 3 Kids | 11 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AyKay -A- | 785 | 0.23 | 28 min |
| #2 | ナッシー | 623 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | SirRaffley | 565 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #4 | No Money 3 Kids | 434 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #5 | Kolumbus | 236 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gergaut | +4.15 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | schorle | +3.70 | 88 | 68 |
| #3 | AyKay -A- | +3.24 | 65 | 86 |
| #4 | No Money 3 Kids | +2.09 | 80 | 70 |
| #5 | Kolumbus | +1.30 | 76 | 60 |





