








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2472 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2380 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2417 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2252 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,252,001 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phantox | 66% | 29 |
| #2 | Shaanxi | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | AyKay -A- | 59% | 68 |
| #4 | Kolumbus | 56% | 52 |
| #5 | gergaut | 55% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | SirRaffley | 53% | 106 |
| #8 | Baka | 53% | 19 |
| #9 | TobseN | 52% | 23 |
| #10 | Dake | 50% | 222 |
| #11 | Luc1d | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dake | 27 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | AyKay -A- | 11 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | SirRaffley | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Kolumbus | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | No Money 3 Kids | 5 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dake | 751 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | AyKay -A- | 335 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | SirRaffley | 255 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | gergaut | 177 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | No Money 3 Kids | 134 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gergaut | +4.16 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | AyKay -A- | +3.16 | 66 | 88 |
| #3 | No Money 3 Kids | +2.67 | 80 | 72 |
| #4 | Kolumbus | +1.08 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | ナッシー | +0.69 | 81 | 54 |





