








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2698 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4346 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4496 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3158 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,515,283 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaBson | 49% | 339 |
| #2 | PepsiPhipsen | 49% | 166 |
| #3 | Purple | 47% | 357 |
| #4 | monty 愛 | 45% | 348 |
| #5 | nbreakerz | 45% | 379 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PepsiPhipsen | 49% | 166 |
| #3 | Purple | 47% | 357 |
| #4 | monty 愛 | 45% | 348 |
| #5 | nbreakerz | 45% | 379 |
| #6 | copium | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaBson | 43 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | nbreakerz | 33 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | monty 愛 | 18 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Purple | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | copium | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaBson | 1118 | 0.16 | 29 min |
| #2 | nbreakerz | 778 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #3 | Purple | 586 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #4 | monty 愛 | 478 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | copium | 165 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaBson | +2.30 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | Purple | +1.69 | 58 | 63 |
| #3 | monty 愛 | +0.89 | 71 | 49 |
| #4 | copium | -0.11 | 64 | 71 |
| #5 | Obizzle | -0.27 | 55 | 55 |





