








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 425 matches | ||
| Faceit | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10317 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7142 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8934 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8153 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,676,949 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 394 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmk | 76% | 71 |
| #2 | Kermit | 73% | 55 |
| #3 | hunter | 73% | 62 |
| #4 | frowzy | 72% | 176 |
| #5 | drow | 71% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | .q | 67% | 58 |
| #8 | jmss | 65% | 55 |
| #9 | reg | 63% | 75 |
| #10 | hku | 59% | 105 |
| #11 | JOGUNN | 54% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dar | 19 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | frowzy | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | .q | 10 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | tmk | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | jmss | 8 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | 634 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | JOGUNN | 587 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | drow | 459 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | dar | 321 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | hku | 267 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frowzy | +5.60 | 95 | 61 |
| #2 | hku | +2.91 | 83 | 56 |
| #3 | tmk | +2.24 | 82 | 49 |
| #4 | JOGUNN | +1.26 | 77 | 56 |
| #5 | drow | +1.26 | 74 | 56 |





