








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2616 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2254 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2323 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1117 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,905 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A-A-ron | 45% | 193 |
| #2 | P0okie | 45% | 138 |
| #3 | fG^Killfreak | 45% | 119 |
| #4 | snailboy | 44% | 124 |
| #5 | WinterShotx | 41% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | P0okie | 45% | 138 |
| #3 | fG^Killfreak | 45% | 119 |
| #4 | snailboy | 44% | 124 |
| #5 | WinterShotx | 41% | 70 |
| #6 | MadBlicky | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A-A-ron | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | P0okie | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | snailboy | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | WinterShotx | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | fG^Killfreak | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P0okie | 610 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | fG^Killfreak | 418 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | snailboy | 167 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | WinterShotx | 149 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | MadBlicky | 64 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fG^Killfreak | +1.35 | 64 | 68 |
| #2 | snailboy | +0.88 | 53 | 58 |
| #3 | MadBlicky | +0.57 | 67 | 54 |
| #4 | Drizzt Do'Urden | -0.19 | 45 | 59 |
| #5 | WinterShotx | -1.03 | 28 | 62 |





