








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,580 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 460 | 4% |
| Smokes | 4109 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 2801 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3210 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,534,171 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fG^Killfreak | 47% | 236 |
| #2 | Drizzt Do'Urden | 45% | 193 |
| #3 | snailboy | 45% | 387 |
| #4 | WinterShotx | 45% | 146 |
| #5 | P0okie | 44% | 438 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snailboy | 25 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | P0okie | 17 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | WinterShotx | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | fG^Killfreak | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Drizzt Do'Urden | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P0okie | 1899 | 0.21 | 53 min |
| #2 | fG^Killfreak | 782 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #3 | snailboy | 549 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | Drizzt Do'Urden | 429 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | WinterShotx | 279 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fG^Killfreak | +1.20 | 66 | 72 |
| #2 | snailboy | +0.92 | 51 | 56 |
| #3 | Drizzt Do'Urden | +0.36 | 45 | 61 |
| #4 | P0okie | -0.92 | 45 | 72 |
| #5 | WinterShotx | -1.00 | 27 | 57 |





