








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1032 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1539 | 31% |
| Smokes | 561 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1611 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1309 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $359,049 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fG^Killfreak | 56% | 78 |
| #2 | A-A-ron | 45% | 146 |
| #3 | Drizzt Do'Urden | 41% | 70 |
| #4 | P0okie | 40% | 84 |
| #5 | snailboy | 40% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snailboy | 12 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | A-A-ron | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | P0okie | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | fG^Killfreak | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P0okie | 409 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | fG^Killfreak | 263 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | snailboy | 177 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Drizzt Do'Urden | 145 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | A-A-ron | 38 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fG^Killfreak | +1.07 | 69 | 71 |
| #2 | snailboy | +0.99 | 51 | 56 |
| #3 | Drizzt Do'Urden | -0.39 | 45 | 61 |
| #4 | P0okie | -1.01 | 52 | 74 |
| #5 | WinterShotx | -1.14 | 28 | 57 |





